# One fine day in the middle of the night,
# Two dead boys* got up to fight, <*or men>
# Back to back they faced each other,
# Drew their swords and shot each other,
# One was blind and the other couldn't, see
# So they chose a dummy for a referee.
# A blind man went to see fair play,
# A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
# A paralysed donkey passing by,
# Kicked the blind man in the eye,
# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
# A deaf policeman heard the noise,
# And came to arrest the two dead boys,
# If you don't believe this story’s true,
# Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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